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狐假虎威之续(英文短剧)

作者:朱雅静 来源:奥门维尼斯人赌场官网点击数: 发布时间:2009-01-08 10:52
旁白:I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You  know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again,   what will happen? One day, a new story happens.
    (一) 琵琶弹:《金蛇狂舞》
    场景:狐狸在前面跑,老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸,喘三口气后,将狐狸翻转过来。
    老虎:(暴怒地,用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How  dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
    狐狸:(背过火去,小声地):Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?  (回过火来,可怜地):I feel very sorry for cheating you last time,but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
    老虎:(疑惑地)But what?
    狐狸:(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下估摸,迷恋状,脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
    老虎:(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?
    狐狸:(向远处努努嘴)Your girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!
    老虎:(傻呼呼,左右顾盼,急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love  you!(狐狸乘机溜号)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)
    (二) 旁白:Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with  the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸,又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。(琵琶拨一下弦,以示紧张的情绪。)
    老虎:(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me to bite your head first or your fat leg first?  (先抚摩狐狸的头发,再估摸狐狸的腿)
    狐狸:(回过火去,表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过火来,非常可怜状)(南胡《梁祝》响起) Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate  myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿下床) But, they say, tiger  is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal  in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong  you are?
    老虎:(得意极了,做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m  proud of myself.
    狐狸:(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
    老虎:(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How  slow! Wash your eyes!  (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开,狐狸顺势倒地)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了下床)
    狐狸:(挥挥手,远远望去)sa yu na la! (南胡配轻松得意的音乐)
    (三) 旁白:Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meets with the tiger again.  老虎变聪明了躲在树后面,一下子扑住了狐狸。
    狐狸:(不解地)Who?
    老虎:(表示隽永地)Your old friend! Tiger!
    狐狸:(装疯卖傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are  you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子,用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)
    老虎:(阴险)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)
    狐狸:(打嚏喷)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.
    老虎:(疑惑地)For my sake?
    狐狸:(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!
    老虎:(不甘寂寞地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.
    狐狸:(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
    老虎:(没明白)果子狸?
    狐狸:(一拍脑袋,假装想下床)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!
    老虎:(得意地,想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha !  (突然转向观众,一本正经地)My mother always tells me :to learn a  forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
    狐狸:果子狸。
    老虎:果子狸?SARS? 非典?
    狐狸:(点颔首)Yes!
    老虎:(放开手,大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑,边擦手)
    (四)旁白:From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
    南胡奏乐We are the champion  狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面,后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。
    狐狸走在台中,大笑下床:Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! 期间,夹杂着老虎的哭声。
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